I’m gonna start an all girl punk band that sings really offensive songs like, “I don’t know how to tell you you’re bad at oral.”
Our second song is going to be called “My eyelashes are longer than your dick.”
id listen to you guys.
Another song could be “Christ will come before I do.”
#also favorite hat
"Girls are not machines that you put kindness coins into until sex falls out."
Sylvia Plath (via myrisingvoice)
oh my god she is a fucking boss
THE SOURCE OF THIS QUOTE IS LITERALLY ”INCORRECTSYLVIAPLATHQUOTES”
Never, ever enough love for this. She looked like a grown-ass woman trying to get her interior thoughts together before an interview. Because she was not flinging herself into Charming Monkey behavior for your pleasure yet, you think she looks “worn out?”
"Fuck you" is really the ONLY possible response to that.
Way to fuck up your career, interviewer.